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Some Bible verse, some jokes and some links. Updated regularly, so please come back. If you like it, why not link to us. If you have come for enlightenment - see left column. If you want to enlighten others - see right column. If you just want to smile - see centre column. |
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Bible Verses, Proverbs, Wisdom & Thoughts Daily Bible verse courtesy of www.biblegateway.com
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God, Nessie and the Atheist
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. The monster then opened its mouth while waiting below to swallow man and boat. As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" Suddenly, the scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in midair, a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" "God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!" "Well," said God, "now that you are a believer you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?" The atheist thinks for a minute and then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also." God replies, "So be it." The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the ferocious beast. Then the Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided....."
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Useful Sites (These open in a new window. Close the site to return here)
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Langley School, where we meet each Sunday at 10.30am
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The Heart Of England Baptist Association. The Baptist Union of Great Britain This Way Up Youth - Providing support for young people experiencing loss or bereavement |
Useful site which helps you explore Christianity in more depth. |
Olton Baptist Church
